Rant about how much you hate Nickelback (it's okay, we know they suck).
Tell your fat boss to leave you the hell alone.
Bitch about how annoying that kid in your class is, and how he totally smells like mayonnaise.
Say everything you wish you could say in the real world.
Listening to Pink Floyd when you’re high doesn’t make you a stoner.
The fact that you smoke every fucking day makes you a stoner.